Confessions of a Self Proclaimed Megalomaniac

Thoughts Not Worth Thinking

• Last night, I outran a cab so I didn't hafta pay the bill. I hate drunk me. 5 hours ago
• Drinking wine and listening to the Muppet Treasure Island soundtrack. Quit wishing that you were me. It won't do you any good. 15 hours ago
• "Oh, I look special needs." My immediate reaction after having my picture taken. 16 hours ago
• Jalapeno Cheetos and Cabernet Sauvignon. I have a refined palette. 20 hours ago
• Why are we spending so much time trying to prevent gays from marrying when gingers are allowed to get married? Priorities, people! 20 hours ago