Things That Make Me Question My Grip On Reality

Every so often, there’s that thing in the news or in your personal life that makes you step back and say, “Holy shit, this is real life.” This is a list dedicated to those little moments in life.

The fact somebody has married Liza Minnelli not once, not twice, not three times, but that’s right, four times. I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel pretty shitty that I’m still single and somebody could make the mistake of marrying Liza Minnelli four times.

No matter how racist, misogynistic, or xenophobic they get, people keep seeing Michael Bay movies.

Ashlee Simpson has four studio albums.

People are legitimately shocked that a man with the last name “Weiner” is caught up in a sex scandal. I’m not saying the joke is clever or original, but it’s definitely there, people!

The fact that the country responsible for the Holocaust is more progressive in their recognition of same-sex couples than America.

Sarah Palin has an approval rating of 24%. I’m not saying that’s remarkable, I’m just saying that it’s still to high.

There are plenty of things too ridiculous to believe. I really can’t do them all justice, but these are just some of the ones that came to mind. Share your own. Sound off in the comments!

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