Ya know how people say “take the high road”?
… yeah, this is definitely the low road. But sometimes it comes down to the low road. In fact, more often than not, it does. Or maybe that’s just me…
But that’s not the point. The point is to make yourself as unavailable as possible. I don’t mean like hard to get. I just mean, “absolutely, under no circumstances is this happening” sorta thing. And honestly, what better way to do that than play gay? … or in some instances, play straight. It doesn’t matter what role you’re playing.
When it comes down to it, there’s nothing better than playing the part. Sure, I guess if you’re into that whole honesty thing, there’s that, but who are we kidding? Honesty is for chumps.
With the gay thing, not only do you have an airtight alibi, but if the other party doesn’t believe you, false indignation is the surefire way to go.
Sometimes it gets to the stage where you hafta prove your point by making out with a member of the same sex, but it’s a small price to pay to be left alone.